Yellowbeard

(1983)Directed by Mel Damski96 min · PGComedy, Adventure
A Shipload of Laughs.

For years Yellowbeard had looted the Spanish Main, making men eat their lips and swallow their hearts. Caught and convicted for tax evasion, he's sentenced to 20 years in St. Victim's Prison for the Extremely Naughty. In a scheme to confiscate his fabulous treasure, the Royal Navy allows him to escape and follows him, where saucy tarts, lisping demigods and some awful puns and punishments await.

Graham Chapmanas Captain Yellowbeard
Eric Idleas Commander Clement
Peter Cookas Lord Percy Lambourn
Michael Hordernas Dr. Gilpin
Marty Feldmanas Gilbert
John Cleeseas Harvey 'Blind' Pew
Cheech Marinas El Segundo
Tommy Chongas El Nebuloso
James Masonas Captain Hughes
Nigel Planeras Mansell
Bernard Foxas Tarbuck
Nigel Stockas Admiral
KDKenneth Danzigeras Mr. Martin
Kenneth Marsas Mr. Crisp
Greta Blackburnas Mister Prostitute
Stacey Nelkinas Triola
Peter Bullas Queen Anne
Susannah Yorkas Lady Churchill
Beryl Reidas Lady Lambourn
Spike Milliganas Flunkie
David Bowieas The Shark (uncredited)