The Hebrew Hammer (2003) — Perfery

(2003)Directed by Jonathan Kesselman81 min · RAction, Comedy

“Part man. Part street. 100% Kosher.”

When a psychotic Santa tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copies of the Christmas classic "It's a Wonderful Life," it's up to the Hebrew Hammer to save the day. Together with Mohammed, head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, the Hammer takes no prisoners in his quest to hunt down the renegade Santa and make the holiday season safe for all.

Adam Goldbergas Mordechai Jefferson Carver

Judy Greeras Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal

Andy Dickas Damian Claus

Mario Van Peeblesas Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim

Peter Coyoteas JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal

Nora Dunnas Mrs. Carver

Sean Whalenas Tiny Tim

Tony Coxas Jamal

Richard Riehleas Santa

Melvin Van Peeblesas Sweetback

Rachel Dratchas Tikva

Harrison Chadas Schlomo

Jim Petersmithas Skinhead Bartender

Annie McEnroeas Mrs. Highsmith

Grant Rosenmeyeras Young Mordechai

Elaine Hendrixas Blonde Bombshell

Ayelet Ben-Huras Israeli Rental Agent

Alex Corradoas Tony

Brad Duckas Jimmy

Jason Fuchsas Adolescent Hasidic Boy

Ed Kochas Himself

Gary Prattas Head Elf

Daryl Weinas Teenage Gentile

Michael Mylettas Gentile Boy No. 1