Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth

(2000)Directed by John Blanchard86 min · RComedy
No shame. No mercy. No brains.

In this horror parody, a masked serial killer menaces the town of Bulimia Falls with various sharp objects. Attention-seeking television personality Hagitha Utslay is soon on the scene, reporting on the ever-growing body count. Former mall security guard Doughy shows up to protect the teenage population, but he's clearly not much help, allowing the murderer to pick off even more hapless kids as numerous scary movies are referenced.

Tiffani-Amber Thiessenas Hagitha Utslay
Tom Arnoldas Doughy
Coolioas Principal
Julie Benzas Barbara
Danny Strongas Boner
Simon Rexas Slab
Harley Crossas Dawson
Aimee Grahamas Screw
Kim Greistas Mrs. Peacock
Chris Palermoas The Killer
Alanna Ubachas Ms. Grossberg
Mink Stoleas Madame La Tourneau
Khrystyne Hajeas Sexy Doctor
Artie Langeas Mr. Hasselhof
Shirley Jonesas Nurse Kervorkian
Rose Marieas Miss Tingle
David Hermanas Mr. Lowelle
Kristin Heroldas Tiffany
DFDouglas Fisheras Maitre'D
GGGavin Grazeras Pizza Guy