Screwballs
“The comedy that goes all the way!”
Welcome to T & A High, where the entire student body including campus virgin Purity Busch, chronic masturbator Melvin Jerkovski, repressed Principal Stuckoff and blonde bombshell Bootsie Goodhead all must rise to the challenges of freshman breast exams, bikini cheerleader attacks, inappropriate uses of bowling ball holes and much more.
Kent Deutersas Brent Van Dusen III
Linda Specialeas Purity Busch
Alan Deveauas Howie Bates
James Coburnas Tim Stevenson
Donnie Bowesas Principal Stuckoff
Kimberly Brooksas Miss Boudoir
Nicky Fylanas Vince the Prince
Paula Farmeras Miss Shivers
Joe Crozieras Ward Busch
Heather Smithas June Busch
Nola Waleas Mrs. Roach
Nanci Chambersas Trisha
John Foxas MC
Jan Taylor Hendricksas Sarah Bellum
John Glossopas Moose Reardon
Tim Dunphy
Mitch Sherman
Leslie Lahoda
Howard Nemetz