(1987)Directed by Terry Jones105 min · RComedy

“The future lies in kinky people”

Fed up with working hard just to scrape by, Christine Painter comes up with a bold plan to become the madam of a brothel and earn her financial freedom: she opens a house of spanking to fabulous reviews.

Julie Waltersas Christine Painter

Shirley Stelfoxas Shirley

Alec McCowenas Wing Commander Morten

Danny Schilleras Dolly

Tim Woodwardas Timms

Suzette Llewellynas Helen

Victoria Hardcastleas Rose

DA Dave Atkinsas Sydney

Ewan Hooperas Edward

Alan Bowyeras David Painter

Peter Cellieras Mr. Marples

Benjamin Whitrowas Mr. Marsden

Stephen Lewisas Mr. Dunkley

John Shrapnelas Lionel

Nigel Le Vaillantas The Man

Ron Pemberas Ron

Ivor Robertsas Glossop

Arthur Coxas Lennox

Stanley Leboras Jones

John Baileyas Mr. Gardner

Carolyn Allenas Carol

Sheila Gillas Mrs. Winter

Jagdish Kumaras Mr. Shah

Badi Uzzamanas Mr. Patel

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