Duck! The Carbine High Massacre
“Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back To School...”
Derwin and Derick, Neo-Nazis, plan to commit a school shooting and kill themselves after a sick joke by school jocks.
Lilly Tigeras Play Girl
Chris Perezas Car Kid
Henry Krinkleas Retard
Mikey Ovumas Spam Jock
Ryan Trimmeras Benchpress
Kendall 'Shorty' Wardas Afro-American
Marie Mazuras Song Girl
Mike Ronoras Goth Boy
Liz Bathoryas Goth Girl
Michael Lemaas No Info Boy
Jacqueline D'angeloas 911 Dispatcher
Michelle Chardas 911 Girl
Beef Hunksteras Teacher
Michael L. Rasoas Young Derwin / The Police Chief
Stephen Harrisas The Fathers
Pamela Anneas The Mothers
Larry Wellmanas The Principal
Pete Florisas Internet Teacher
Murtal Murtzas School Announcer
Pete Jaceloneas The Janitor
Thomas Lindenas The Gun Man